DOK: May taning na ang buhay mo.
JUAN: Wala na bang pag-asa? Ano po ba ang dapat kong gawin?
DOK: Mag-asawa ka na lang ng pangit at bungangera.
JUAN: Bakit, gagaling po ba ako ru'n?
DOK: Hindi, pero mas gugustuhin mo pang mamatay kesa mabuhay!
....ngeeeeeeeeeeeekkk...............
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1. Huwag aabsent.
2. Huwag male-late.
3. Pagkaupo mo sa iyong lamesa, buksan isa-isa ang drawer at magkalkal. Kunwari ay may hinahanap. Pagkatapos mong magkalkal, tumayo ka at tunguhin ang mga filing cabinet. Maghanap ka ng ipis. Kung wala kang mahanap, tingnan mo ang iyong incoming & outgoing tray. Kalkalin at maghanap ng mga natira sa iyong mga kinutkot kahapon. Huwag kakainin muli. Labag sa kagandahang asal. Kung naglalaway ka sa mga iyon ay kunin mo ang nagamit mong tissue paper na nailagay mo sa iyong front drawer at ipunas sa laway mo. Pagkatapos ay ilagay muli sa drawer. Maaari mo pang magamit iyon bukas. Malaking katipiran sa iyo.
4. Kung biglang dumating ang iyong boss, hawakan kaagad ang telepono at magsalita. Kunwari ay tinatanong ka ng iyong kausap tungkol sa mga dokumento. Sumagot ka ng "Oh! I am sorry but I will bring that to your office immediately." Kumuha kaagad ng kahit anong folder at magpaalam ng maayos at buong giliw sa iyong boss. Lumabas ng nagmamadali.
5. Pumunta ka sa CR. Magsuklay. Tingnan mabuti ang sarili. Mag-retouch kung babae. Tingnan kung baligtad ang underwear na naisuot at kung lalaki, maghilamos at basain ng konti ang buhok. Magtiris ng mga taghiyawat. Magtagal ng mga limang minuto.
6. Pagkabalik mo sa iyong opisina, buksan ang computer. Hintaying matapos ang Auto Scan. Marami ring minuto ang magugugol dito. Magbukas ng isang file... Isa pa... at isa pa uli...!!! Pumunta sa ccmail, tingnan ang inbox kung may hindi pa nababasa. Magbasa.
I was reminded of this when I was talking with my cousin's husband last week. It was a Friday and she was saying that she was about to cut the fingernails of her infant son, when she remembered that you should not cut fingernails on Tuesdays and Fridays. She turned to me and asked me if I believed in them. I frankly said "no" and told her that I've heard about the pamahiin before but did not believe in them. I had first analyzed this - why tuesdays and fridays??? The only logical or maybe illogical answer was that these days are the days we pray the Sorrowful mysteries. What's the connection with fingernails? Who knows? But these superstitions like many others have their origins in the imaginations of people.
"Walang mawawala kung maniwala ka." ("You won't lose anything if you believe in them.") I've heard this many times too. And again, the answer came to me: "yes, you will lose something - your belief and faith in God. Because you believe in superstitions that have their origins in man, then you lose your faith in God, who made man and who is more powerful than any man-made superstition.
.,is this love?...
., is this friendship?..
.,or merely, a special friendship?
when his near, im shaking
when we talk 'am shuttering
when he speaks, i just stare at him.
Thinking of him is a wonderful thing,.
.,they say its absurd!
.,sOme say its just a fling.
.,but forgetting him him ia an ardous thing!
.,i can't do anything
.,but to ponder on his feelings.
., .,"cupid" i summoned
"where is your bow and arrow?"
"mY dear venus, hear me!!!
., am' calling with great veneration!
.,am' drowning in deep desperation!
., should i rely on my intuition?
or just make a conclusion that
"friEndship is love, love is friEndship.
., friEndship and lOve is a sPecial friEndship......
., kanina lang eksena sa plaza!.
..when we were there, apat kme dun., while waiting for an appointment with
sir!.,almost passed nine oclock nah nun!., as usual, mega pulboh, suklay, echuz'
at madame pang ka ek'ek'kan may isanag batang babae na bigla na lang lumapit
.,samen, may sampaguita na daladala, hawak nya sa isang kamay ang plastic (kulay
red) na may laman na mga barya.... cguro pinagbentahan nya un, .,when shes get nearer with
us, she gave a big smile!., and we did the same. .,n hndi ko naicp na shes sufferring from mental
dissorder, i should say,...kasi bah nmn, sav nya, "ateh, saan nbili ng baraha?"...tpoz bigla na lang tumawa ng malakas, almost rared the whole park!, (imagine!!!!)., hindi na lng kme na'react..then sav pah nya "sasavhin qoh ceneo kung cnung pnkmganda (pointing us...[pa'suspense pah un!!]..)..hahaha, WALA!!! walng maganda ceneo!"., napangiti na lang kme.......
.,tpoz nglakad xa palau, .,"hindi nyo alam????"hahaha..lah lang dedma on our part!...
.,tp0z salita pa xa ng salita....."lam nyo, patay na ung papa koh!!!,andun xah...nakaburol sa bhay (..tumingin sa damet nya na suot! [white un],,,lah my dume!!!!...panuh nah???, [tpoz dunuraan pah nya] etoh pah kac ung susuot ko sa libing nya!...hehehe"..
..,i cant explain the feeling when she murmured about it, .,hindi kya un ang dahilan kung bket xa ganun?., how sad nmn!!!.,
... sometimes kac we, people easily react on what we see outside, but have you ever try to get the other side of the picture....gaya na nga lng dun sa bata, at last i felt a big sympathy to her..
.,para bang if you try to stand in her part, do you think you can wear d same dress that you have now?.,do you think it will be possible for you to carry out urselves that way????....haiyyyzzzz....,
i learned from it!.,
.,bket nga bah ganun ang tadhana? .,when you think you've found it here it comes the harsh fact!
.,bigla na lng my eeksena na on youre path.......tpoz........WOW!!!!.,.,what an iMpacT?.,grabe ang tama nito.,para bang all youre sacrifices turns nothing, for almost a long time you work and search for it, wala nah!!!., it all turns to ashes! kelangan ba tlagang ganun lage?., minsan kac parang nakakapagod na din!!!.,
., its not juz easy to go with the flow of life,...savi nga nila you should learn from ur mistakes, .,but on my case i felt that puro's mistakes na lang lage... .,hoW sAd!., and i cant even sure if i learned from it!., dhil kpag nangyari un, cguro 'am a great person nah!!!.,hehehe
.,kaya ngayon etoh na lang aq, wat uve see me psichaly, un na un!, eventhough aders said that 'am still hiding in my own shell, .,ewan qoh rin!, lets se na lang!.,
'till the next episode......
grabe naman ang arw na areh!!! .,ang dame nangyari, embarassing moments!!!
.,together with senti modes, as usual hindi pa rin un mawawala!., hehehe, its a great recipe of the day. .,but infairnez, huh!., i learned a lot. hmmmp! i can say it gaves me such lesson that will surely kept till the end of the journey. .i tried and tried!, and luckily parang papa'Okey nmn ang lhat!. first journey to "AG&P".,wow! were all strangers there, alah lang ang lakas nga ng tma nAmeng lahat dun. ,approachable nmn ang mga guards, buti na lang!. honestly, trembling meh dun! .,then, after a few minutes, they let us enter the paradise to be.hehehe! naks nmn, we spoke to the general pah, remember 'general un. pero ang bait nya,promiz!.,
.,after all the odds, then travel again for almost ten minutes,i think! ., we are all helpless,.,
.,happi nmn!.,
.nfairnez ,huh!. knabahan aqoh nun...
.,am just pretending that am okey, but on the other
side of it, am shuttering, my knees are shaking,
.,my palms are perspiring... i cant imagined myself
struggling from that kind of odds.
.,akala ko nga hndi na mggng okey ang lhat!
buti na lng, nagbago ang takbo ng hangin!
.,i explain ev'rythng w/in my mind!
.,am not that sure what wll happen next..
.the only thing in me is that! "i will stand for wat i blieve is right"
.,i dont care if they will nit w/ me.!!!
.,BAKET???
.,hehehe
., .,hmmm..for almost 2 years, in my college lyf..
.finally, nag'overNight na din..hehehe,
.,"guess wHere??"..
.,Mahacot poH.
.,kuh, hagya na pinayagan!!!!
.,Mega emote to the maxx ang loLa muh!!!
.,imagine sa tanda ko ng areh!!!
.,hehehe, masydo pah nla me n'stUck always sa hauz?
.,bnBABY., hndi na nMn bGay!!!... kyUt!
.,pro am happy na rn kahet pa2no, i can see on them the care
and love that i really appreciated a lot!!!
.,am half awake!.
.,d' night was so silent,, i cant easily fall sleep!!
.,.,"once you've learned how to die, you've learned how to live"
.,the game maybe so unfair but we are just man, no right to
.,change the current of our life.,.,
.,sometimes the word "i quit" keep hunting my mind.,.,
.,
.,my life is really a mess!.., self pity, misjudged!!!! .,turns me to bleed!!
.,owwwhhh!!!!.,
how i wish am not here.,
.,
., .,this is it!!., wHat a daYY...
.,i think am still reminiscing,
.> .., .,it's my first time wid my blog,
.,sory kung panet toh!!!.,
.,infainez to mei, am only a beginner.,.hahaha!!!
.,peace poh!!!
